What Your Zodiac Says About Your Laundry Behaviour?

Aries: (March 21 to April 19)

Aries is the most competitive sign; their natural drive and creative ideas make them very successful in life and a positive influence to those around them. However, they tend to make everything about themselves and need a lot attention and validation.

They also known to be quick to anger and they are the kind of people that you will find arguing with others at the laundromat about not doing things the right way (in other words, their way).

Taurus: (April 20 to May 20)

Taurus are known to be very ambitious and hard working. They are always willing to help others and extremely reliable with amazing intuition. Their dependable nature is their most endearing trait.

However, they are the most stubborn of all the signs and can sometimes become attached to material items. So much so, that they are type of people that will hold on to those old, torn, raggedy items of clothing forever. Denial is futile.

Gemini: (May 21 to June 20)

They are the social butterfly of the signs. The Gemini is charming and charismatic and they have the amazing ability of being friends with literally everyone.

People find themselves drawn to their intelligence and bubbly personality. This social status elevates them to a powerful position in any relationship and they can easily become masters of manipulation. They are skilfully able to coerce others to do their laundry for them.

Cancer: (June 21 to July 22)

Cancerians are filled with compassion and empathy. They have a nurturing instinct and are natural caregivers. This can make them especially vulnerable and easy to be taken advantage of (best to keep them away from a Gemini).

Every area of their lives is abundantly filled with emotion and they can become sentimental about certain clothing items. They are also quick to learn from a past mistake so if they’ve had a bad experience in the laundry room, they will be sure to never buy that detergent again or use the wrong spin cycle.

Leo: (July 23 to August 22)

Leos are loyal and just downright lovable. They are the natural leader of the bunch. Their determined personality can make them very demanding at times.  They are so super organised that not only do they embrace the whole ‘adulting’ of doing the laundry, they are not shy of sharing their laundry achievements with others. To call it bragging would be an understatement. What may start off as initial envy from others can quickly turn to annoyance.

Virgo: (August 23 to September 22)

Virgos are diligent, practical, considerate and smart individuals but often do not realise their own self-worth. They spend so much time making sure others around them are happy often to their own detriment.

They are detailed orientated with remarkable attention to detail which results in them constantly looking for ways to improve the laundering process of their clothes. They will likely only wear a piece of clothing once before it is back in the basket to be washed again.

Libra: (September 23 to October 22)

Libras are larger than life, they find making friends outrageously easy but keeping them is another story. They tend to be natural people pleasers and this can often result in them acting differently to who they really are in order for them to ‘fit in’.

They won’t back down from any challenge that comes there way and the laundry is no exception. No laundry pile is too high and even though they may outwardly complain, secretly inside they actually enjoy it and the satisfaction it brings them in completing the task.

Scorpio: (October 23 to November 21)

Scorpios know who they are and what they want. They are unapologetically confident and ambitious.

They will certainly never be accused of being passive aggressive. Shying away from conflict is not their style, instead they are more likely to be found smack bang in the middle of it.

On the flip side, they are quite sensitive and if they don’t get their way, they are likely to become very hot tempered. If there is an altercation at the laundromat between an Aries and Scorpio, the sure bet is that the Scorpio will come out on top.

Sagittarius: (November 22 to December 21)

The Sagittarius is constantly on the move and they do not like staying in the same place for very long. They are motivated by the pursuit of all different types of knowledge and they can sometimes be mistaken for a know-it-all. They are witty and adventurous and the last thing that would ever consider spending their time on is the tedious household chore of laundry. In fact, they’d be lucky to do their laundry every couple of months at most.

Capricorn: (December 22 to January 19)

Capricorns are dedicated, disciplined and radiate a glowing aurora.  They enjoy taking the initiative in all areas of their lives. This is exemplified by how they tackle their laundry.

Stepping foot inside the laundry room of a Capricorn is a wonderous sight. Everything is in its proper place and the clothing is perfectly sorted, washed, dried, ironed and folded.

And oh, to get a sneak peek into their linen closet is truly something to behold!

Aquarius: (January 20 to February 18)

An Aquarius is an old soul, they are deep thinkers with a ‘change-the-world’ mantra. They walk to beat of their own drum and won’t easily be persuaded by others. Their path in life is not always the easiest but is very fulfilling.

In regards to the laundry, it is green, green, green all the way. They will eagerly share with others their ecofriendly ways of doing the laundry including but not limited to hand washing.

Pisces: (February 19 to March 20)

Pisces have an amazing imagination and they are overflowing with kindness.

Spending so much time lost in their own little imaginary worlds can make it difficult for them to stay focused and on task. They become easily distracted, ignoring the responsibilities of the real world which results in them becoming overwhelmed by the build-up of tasks left undone.


They will constantly be finding excuses and coming up with creatively different ways to get out of doing the laundry.

So how does this compare to how you see yourself?

Did you feel it was accurate?

Or do you think that the whole this is just nonsense?